Suggestions?

So, we are a very responsible team (cough, cough), and we need to be prepared for any bumps we find in the road, or interesting obstacles we find. In my mind I have a list of stuff we need to do, but maybe you have some suggestions for us too. Here are some of mine:

- Buy "Mechanics for Dummies" and learn it by heart. Preferably an edition focusing on really old cars prone to breaking down (eg. probably our car).

- Learn some kind of self defense techniques in case we encounter an evil ninja clan determined to takes us to their secret cave, brainwash us and incorporate us into their growing number of fighters used for eventual world domination.

- Buy "How to make great tasting, healthy food without fire, pots, pans or water" 2008 Edition.

- Learn Russian, Turkish, Latvian, Lithuanian, Polish, German, Mongolian, among others, in order to communicate or at least ask were the closest bathroom/bush is. 

- Taking a course on how to get out of difficult situations. Examples include attempted arrest, deportation, no gasoline for 2 days, no people for 4 days, "1001 conversation topics for long trips", etc.

Any other ideas??

The Rainbow Rabbis.